MIONGONI MWA STATUS NZURI ZA WHATSAPP

 

HIZI NI MIONGONI MWA STATUS ZA WHATSAPP; Hizi nimezitoa kwa miongoni mwa marafiki zangu na kuziandika hapa… Baadhi niliishia kucheka, pia kujifunza vitu vizuri.

• Life is a teacher, the more we live , the more we learn.
• Cool and Simple,
• God shall fight for my battle
• If you want to go fast go alone, if you want to go far, go together.
• If you need sweet! Just say NO TO FGM
• Thanks Lord
• Usishangae uliyemsaidia akikutenga, uwepo wako karibu naye unamkumbusha dhiki zake
• Ridhika na Kidogo ulichonacho, Usiwe kama siafu kung’ata kila unachokiona.
• Mazoea wakati hujui naishije mjini sitaki bora pita hivi.
• Tatizo nyota
• You must run when they walk
• Kwanini naota ndoto na sikuoti wewe..?
• What Hurts you today make you stronger tomorrow.
• End of thinking Capacity.
• when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
• I just want to die young as late as possible.
• Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
• Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
• Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
• Mpende dem wako kama kahawa, kuitumia kabla haijapoa.
• Sipendi somo la hesabu ila napenda hesabu pesa
• Tabasamu la uonga lawezaficha mamilioni ya machozi.
• Urembo wa mwanamke si kitu ikiwa roho yake mbaya.
• Unaweza chochote lakini si kila kitu.
• Nawaharibu maadui pindi niwafanyapo marafiki wa karibu
• Better HALF FULL than FULL EMPTY
• No pain no Gain
• Bora Diamond idada ya mademu inafahamika kuliko wewe kila siku, kila grocery DEMU mpya.
• Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops. 

Tuambie ipi imekugusa na nzuri zaidi…